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    Jesus, Take the Listing

    September 3, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    Or, more accurately, St. Joseph. Because apparently Jesus has delegated residential real estate. I have discovered that there are approximately…

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    …and I Walked Out of Jail in Her Corduroy Overalls…

    August 16, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    There are some inside jokes that simply cannot be explained to outsiders. Not because they’re inappropriate. Okay, sometimes because they’re…

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    The Thing the Fire Couldn’t Take

    August 9, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    For me, grief equals transformation. I did not want to be transformed. I wanted to live my life to the…

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    The Woosher, the Mower, and the Lovely Ring Maker

    July 28, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    I spent last week: ✔️ crying over a lawn mower ✔️ learning how to use a multimeter ✔️ discovering I’m…

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    I Met a Stranger’s Heart

    July 23, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    I never saw the person who left the note on my car window. I don’t know their name or what…

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    Pope Leo Has Officially Been Defrocked

    July 6, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    This face is lying to you. He committed three separate crimes in under five minutes. The College of Cardinals has…

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    Broken Open

    June 20, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    I’m realizing something new about loss. Or maybe not new. Maybe I’m finally finding words for something I’ve been living…

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    More Than Magic ⚡️🤍

    June 11, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    The weekend was absolutely epic. And yes, I realize I am 50 years old and just used the word “epic.”…

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    Leaving on a Jet Plane… Again

    June 5, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    Well, apparently I have become the kind of person who is perpetually either packing, unpacking, planning a trip, recovering from…

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    5 Acres and a Funeral

    May 28, 2026 - By jamiemcdonald0511

    I think I’ve officially hit the wall. Not in a dramatic, movie-scene kind of way. More in a “staring blankly…

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